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and thick silence falls across the room as every head turns to face the oddly-matched couple. "Relax, y'all," the donkey assures them. "Yeah," agrees the elephant, "we're just colluding to raise the ballot access threshhold even higher for new parties!" At which point the bartender notices that the donkey and elephant heads are conjoined on the body of the same terrifying mutant! Run for your lives! Democracy as we know it is over!
- georgiagreen30030, Decatur, GA, GA
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A Donkey and An Elephant Walk Into A Bar c.2008