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the elephant says to the donkey "I don't get you guys. You say you're SO happy with your current candidates, and yet you're still trying to draft Al Gore." "Well," says the donkey, "why should your party be the only one who gets to be greedy?"
- Gabriel Pressman, Atlanta, GA
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My Hobbies & Interests
Blogging, video, podcasting, sitting in the corner at the Vortex, running repetitive FRANC3D models rather than actual experiments
Career
Honeywell Engines & Systems
Turbines Program Manager, Propulsion Technology
Phoenix, AZ
1997 to 2001
Education
Georgia Institute of Technology
Ph.D. Mechanical Engineering
Atlanta, GA
2004 to present
Georgia Institute of Technology
M.S. Materials Science & Engineering
Atlanta, GA
2001 to 2003
University of Notre Dame
B.S. Aerospace Engineering / B.A. Philosophy
Notre Dame, IN
1992 to 1997
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shelbinator DEMOCRATIC
I grow crack, drink beer, piss people off, and blog about it.

Birthday: July 2
Location: Atlanta, GA
Relationship status: In a Relationship
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Website: http://shelbinator.com
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My Current Poll
Posted: Jun 04, 2007
Who did best in the Democratic "debate" in New Hampshire on Sunday? Sorry there are only 5 choices.
Hillary Clinton
Barack Obama
John Edwards
Joe Biden
Bill Richardson
see current results
Who was the first president you voted for?
Bill Clinton, '92, after seeing him speak at Notre Dame.
 
Have you ever been a member of another political party besides your current party?
Nope.
 
What really makes you happy?
Karaoke, beer, and serving a purpose.
 
What does it take to be a part of your friends network?
You mean on sites like this? This is what gets my goat, or donkey, or elephant: I don't particularly care to be friends with random people I've never met or communicated with, but there are many people who like to use these sites for precisely that. Thus, for people like me, social network sites are just another way to piss people off, by denying friend requests from people who take friend request denials too damn seriously, and now I've got people miffed with me whom I've never even spoken to and it's just a big old clusterfork. Damnit. But if you mean a real, actual friend? Good God, who knows. Ask around, you probably don't want to bother.
 
In your dream world, which candidate/elected official would you most like to work for and why?
I'm already planning to try to work for Joe Biden. I don't care what the rest of you say, the dude is smart.
 
What do you do when you're not trying to change the world?
Try to forget the world.
 
What really makes you angry?
Malfunctioning devices, bad drivers, extremely irrational behavior, and Sean Hannity.
 
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Ebony and Ivory Livin' in Perfect Harmony 
Boy those ebony keys sure are clean and sing so articulately! My man Joe Biden might have a case of chronic foot in mouth disease, but he's got the mad foreign policy skillz that I'm dying to see back in the White House. Wouldn't it be awesome if they publicly kissed and made up for a Biden-Obama or Obama-Biden ticket, and actually put the conversation about awkward lingering racial tension among otherwise well-meaning progressives (white *and* black - i.e., not just Biden's "articulate" but the black Old Guard that looks askance at Obama, for example) right up front on the table? Obama could bring the New Domestic Politics and Biden would wield the New Diplomacy. Rock on. 
Date of Election: Nov 04, 2008 
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(Democratic)
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More admiring the problem

As suspected, there was nothing particularly earth-shattering presented by last night’s panel on new media and ethics in journalism and business. What highlights there were — mostly coming from the Georgia State University professor of journalism (with a special focus on law and communications), Greg Lisby — seemed to be two steps forward only to take one step back a paragraph or two later when yet another unbelievably clueless assertion about the web was made by someone who’s had enough time to get to know better. Lisby came prepared with facts and figures and historical insight, and he had lots of us at the kids’ table looking at each other with raised eyebrows, nodding, and Twittering in unison that we liked what he just said.

No, there was no knife fight between a blogger and a PBA radio newser or anything remotely as exciting. I think the highlight of tension for the evening, in my mind, was around the 2:30 mark of the video below. A fellow asked a question that left the AJC Interactivity Manager nearly apoplectic, along the lines of, “Okay, so maybe most blogs are crap, but at least I know they’re crap, and as your content, which is supposed to be so refined and exclusive, starts sliding toward the crap end of the spectrum, why shouldn’t I just go read the people who specialize in crap from the get-go?” It obviously wasn’t that blunt, but it might as well have been for its effect, because as far as I could tell the AJC rep’s answer was, “But — b’gack — you — hey — we have blogs! And it’s not — we — that’s like, your opinion, man. And uh — I — somebody help me out here.”

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Rabble rousin’

As mentioned elsewhere, tonight a bunch of us blogger-terrorists are going to descend upon the Atlanta Press Club again to hear about “Ethics and New Media: How the Blogosphere is Affecting Journalism and Business.”

Please join Georgia State University’s Center for Ethics and Corporate Responsibility and the Atlanta Press Club as we discuss how bloggers are redefining journalism and presenting new challenges for businesses and other institutions. The discussion will be led by representatives of business, journalism and the electronic media. Assurant is the sponsor of this program.

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Where's Whitehead
Added: 06/13/07
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Response to Hillary Clinton @ YouChoose Spotlight
Added: 05/21/07
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The Recruiter
http://think.mtv.com/shelbinator Chris is not your typical anti-war protester; in fact, he's not particularly anti-war at all. But after serving in Iraq and then returning to serve as a recruiter, Chris can't ignore what he's seen and what he was expecte
Atlanta Police hassle Critical Mass
After many months of peaceful coexistence, Atlanta police decided to pursue and ticket the monthly Critical Mass bike ride. - Taken at 8:53 PM on June 27, 2008 - cameraphone upload by ShoZu
R Boat on Lake Glenville
Taking a break from uh, writing my dissertation to visit with my cousins and tool around the lake.
Sex and the Strangers
http://shelbinator.com - Already sick of hearing about SATC? Wish those four divas would just head out to the woods to die? Here you go!
The ISEF08 champions
This year's scholarship winners at Intel ISEF08 were three lovely young ladies... who were subsequently made to earn their winnings at a grueling photo shoot. Let's hear it for the glorious ladies of science! - Taken at 7:55 PM on May 16, 2008 - cameraph
Night shift
A tour of my creepy lab in the middle of the night. It really enhances the feeling of imminent danger. - Taken at 1:02 AM on May 15, 2008 - cameraphone upload by ShoZu
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YDAtl MLK 06 Podcast
Added: 02/07/07
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Screengrabs for debugging
YDG Convention 2007
Um, duh. See name.
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